I don’t think it is necessary to be of aristocratic origin in order to realize that sipping coffee, tea or any other drink in a noisy manner is awkward and annoying to people around you. When people do that, they look like clumsy animals that are unable to behave themselves in public. Just like this one here:
I would like to call upon my fellow silent-sippers to unite and fight this annoying habit once and for all. Brethren, let us draft a law of some kind and have it passed in parliaments that will clearly state that if one person is sipping a drink in a noisy manner the other person should be allowed to teach them a lesson and do this:
If we want to change the world for good we should start from small things and to my mind this is one of them. It really is not so difficult. It just takes a moment of realization.
Let us start this battle today. Those of you who would like to join the movement please express your will in any available way.
SILENT-SIPPERS OF THE WORLD – UNITE!
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